NOT CANON! But only because Kickstarter is not real in the RR universe, not because Rob wouldn't try to text somebody or shop online in the middle of sex. He can multi task. 

The RR Chapter 1 Kickstarter ran in June-July 2022 and was overwhelmingly successful! Thanks again if you were one of those saintly patrons who pledged and got a lovely book in return! :) <3